Todd and the Book of Pure Evil: The End of the End

Before I go any further I should point out that if you haven’t seen the show “Todd and the Book of pure Evil”, this film wont make much sense. Even with the handy recap at the start, the final adventures of Todd Smith (Alex House) and friends will likely befuddle and bemuse. So…. Go watch that… Seriously! Todd and the …

Demons

With Christmas fast approaching and every man in the public eye apparently being a sex pest, I find myself in need of something spooky to help me escape the horror of the past few weeks and prepare me for the true terror of the holidays. That escape comes in the form of “Demons”, a film by Miles Doleac centered on …

Watch Over Us

It’s Saturday afternoon and myself and Deano peppers are hanging out and drinking whiskey from the bottle. “Would you be interested in doing a movie review type thingy?” he says. “Actually, that sounds pretty cool” I respond, because that’s the kind of high brow conversations we have. Which is what leads me to this point in life. As the first …

Twelve Pole

3 years ago almost to the day of this writing I moved into my new house. We got a good deal on the property as it was a bit beaten up. Old frayed carpets, torn discoloured wallpaper, toilets that didn’t flush, no hot water or place to cook food and absolutely free from furniture. I gave myself a month to …

Ice Cream Truck

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!!! Growing up in the UK watching Hollywood movies I’ve always thought the American suburbs were a horrible place to live. The stale uniformity of the houses, the cold alien like residents, the weird draconian rules that are forced upon the teenagers that force them to rebel by arranging formal dances, or starting up pirate …