Todd and the Book of Pure Evil: The End of the End

Before I go any further I should point out that if you haven’t seen the show “Todd and the Book of pure Evil”, this film wont make much sense. Even with the handy recap at the start, the final adventures of Todd Smith (Alex House) and friends will likely befuddle and bemuse. So…. Go watch that… Seriously! Todd and the …

M.F.A

Master of Fine Art if you were wondering. Noelle (Francesca Eastwood) is your average art student, she has an average artistic ability and goes to your average Californian college campus. One of those average college campuses where the average number of sexual assaults and rapes happens an average number of times to average students. After being torn down creatively by …

Watch Over Us

It’s Saturday afternoon and myself and Deano peppers are hanging out and drinking whiskey from the bottle. “Would you be interested in doing a movie review type thingy?” he says. “Actually, that sounds pretty cool” I respond, because that’s the kind of high brow conversations we have. Which is what leads me to this point in life. As the first …

Twelve Pole

3 years ago almost to the day of this writing I moved into my new house. We got a good deal on the property as it was a bit beaten up. Old frayed carpets, torn discoloured wallpaper, toilets that didn’t flush, no hot water or place to cook food and absolutely free from furniture. I gave myself a month to …

Ice Cream Truck

THE ICE CREAM MAN IS COMING!!! Growing up in the UK watching Hollywood movies I’ve always thought the American suburbs were a horrible place to live. The stale uniformity of the houses, the cold alien like residents, the weird draconian rules that are forced upon the teenagers that force them to rebel by arranging formal dances, or starting up pirate …

Gremlin

Gremlin, singular not plural. Hollywood lawyers may have a field day on director and writer Ryan Bellgardt if there was more than one. You know if you’re going to call a film something that close in name to one of the most beloved films of a generation, you better be either swinging some sizable cojones or producing something entirely new. …