Karate kill

Karate kill or be killed. After losing touch with his sister a young Japanese fella named Kenji (Hayate) is finally given the opportunity to search for her. But as she’s gone missing on the other side of the world trying to make it under the bright lights of LA, where does he start? Fortunately for him a kick in the …

America Has Fallen

American has fallen so many times of late it needs a frame. That’s not a sneaky satirical dig at the current presidency… Although… Nope! let’s no open that door. It’s a comment on the number of “Presploitation” films we’ve seen recently in which the country has purportedly gotten itself into a situation where it needs to get up. AHF is …

Devils Domain

Social media based horror with a Faustian twist… Bugger! did I just spoil the film in the first sentence? …Or did I? It’s true, the advent of mobile phones & the internet changed the way horror films conduct themselves. There is only so many ways a person can be in a situation where their phone doesn’t work and not in …

Panteon Woods

The Blair Witch Project has a lot to answer for. Whether the makers of the film knew their no budget hit would spawn a whole slew of copycats, parodies and rip offs I don’t know, but they’re to blame for all of the “twat in the woods” genre which are favoured by directors who want to make something but don’t …

Realm of the Damned – Tenebris Deos

Mention Cradle of Filth to me and the only thing I can conjure from my metal loving memory was a group of lads from up north (it’s all up north to us Londoners) with a cool black metal gimmick, and many a blurred out T-Shirt dubbed in mail order catalogues as the, “Vestal Masturbation” shirt that got many a school …

David Brent: Life on the Road

In 2003 we said goodbye to the employees of Wernham Hogg for the last time. The paper merchants in the lively town of Slough, home to the largest industrial estate in the whole of Europe, had for the previous two years been the subject of a hit BBC documentary called “the Office”. From Tim the 30 something frustrated sales rep …