21 Questions with the guys from Porn: The Game!

1- What are you currently up to? This is your first and only chance to fully plug your shit!

Shit – OK

We’re Porn: The Game! We’re a vintage-themed, adult-oriented, card game that’s also a drinking game. It’s an homage to the Golden Era of Adult Entertainment, as well as today, geared towards people who like to dick around, have a few drinks, bust a few balls, and enjoy themselves.

Our website is PornTheGame.com

Our Twitter is @PornTheGame

 

2- So, “Porn: The Game!” huh….What and when was the first porn you ever encountered?

[I got this one]

Around the age of 7, my parents took me to their friend’s house. As the adults were having coffee downstairs, the kids who lived there (figure they were around 12-13 at the time), called me upstairs to show me “something”. One of the bastard’s popped in a grainy VHS of some low-budget porn. At the time I had no idea what I was looking at, but this was the day I had learned about the bushes below.

Honorable mention from a few of us here: There was this website called “Richards-Realm”; one of the first, frequently updated, porn databases on the web. We’re talking PRE-AOL 2.5 days; before tubes, before high-speed internet, before it all.

You’d select a link and hope that your 14.4kbps modem would download a single picture before your Mom came back from the supermarket. History, baby. We made do.

Richard (whoever he is) will always have a special place in our hearts.

[Lifts a bottle of Jack and Toasts] “TO RICHARD!”.

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3- If your team associated their age with pubic hair trends, where would you fall? Hairy Beaver, Landing Strip, or Bald?

The team, our friends, family, and followers are all an eclectic and eccentric bunch of misfits. You could say it would be a mixed bag of genitals, ranging from Fur-burger to Smooth Operator.

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4- Thoughts on “2 girls 1 cup”?

Media seems to be flowing into extreme territories. What was once considered “Hardcore” in the 80’s and 90’s is nothing compared to today’s content. The question is, does it reflect our natural desires -or- are we neurologically conditioning ourselves to require far more extreme material to get off due to the instant, niche-driven, gratification available today? It’s the old-timey tale of “The Chicken or The Egg?”. In the end, it all depends on the individual. Who are we to judge? 2 Girls / 1 Cup: …if that’s what you’re into, salute.

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5- You guys are from NY right? Pornhub says the most searched porn term in NY is Lesbians….Agreed?

There’s nothing more beautiful than two women kissing. It’s a beautiful ‘ting.

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6- If you had to choose an actor or actress to do a porn cross over, who would it be? (Live or Dead)

Elvira – Mistress of The Dark. Interestingly enough, for some reason she blocked us on twitter,

and we’ll never know why 🙁 It’s ok, Elvira. We still love you.

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7- What feels right? Digital media, or physical media?

The problem with Digital Media is that we subconsciously look at it as expendable.

A vinyl record, A nudie mag, a deck of cards (cough-cough), a printed photo – these things we value, we hold onto, we associate its look, smell, and memory with our own history. Nostalgia is a powerful force, and with digital media we lose part of that. On the flip side, let’s not discredit the awesomeness that is Digital. From Sharing, Instant Access, and Creative Commons Licenses, we’re seeing the non-stop birth of art and creation. With Digital Media, anyone can make, publish, share, and design without requiring the monies or third party verification to do so (Record Labels, Middle-Men, etc)

8- Have you gotten laid by telling someone you created “Porn: The Game!”?

Seldom do we mention it when we’re out, but when we do – for an example, shooting the shit, on a random, mid-week night after a few beers at our favorite dive, people seem to get a kick out of it. Some laugh, others blush – but the reaction is usually a high-five, a round of shots, and the night goes on. Let’s be honest, it’s a wacky world. We all have our stories.

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9- Versus round! Who wins in a debate? Ron Jeremy vs. John Holmes Seka vs. Christy Canyon Traci Lords vs. TT Boy Sasha Grey vs. Nina Hartley Georgia Jones vs. Derek Stryker

Not being diplomatic here – straight up honest. They’d all kick-ass and win.

Ron’s a legend – you can never take that away from him and he well deserves the title. Both, Christy Canyon and Traci Lords were pioneers who set the stage for many– Sasha Grey brought talk of Porn into suburban homes, and Nina Hartley is to be praised for her longstanding, and successful, mission to educate and entertain. If you’ve ever been in a room with her, she lights up the entire place with her personality. She also loves coffee as much as we do.

They all deserve respect.

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10- Would you rather eat a Hostess Creampie…or a creampie?

How ’bout the Creampie of a Hostess in the back of a Steakhouse? You dirty fuck. 😉

11- How do you feel about porn clips with loud boombastic music?

Not a fan. It seems that many of the compilation clips (Cumpilations -as often labeled) are edited in music-video fashion. Personally, we prefer more porn in our porn.

12- If you were left with only these 5 porn categories, list them in order from best to worst (and why): Grannies, Cuckold, Bukkake, Soft Core, Foot Fetish.

Different Folks/Different Strokes.

Instead of rating, being that it’s completely subjective, we’ll break it down as to why we like these categories.

* Grannie/Gilf/Milf Porn shows that women of ANY age can be sexy, active, and a person to praise and appreciate.

* Cuckold is a complicated one, however allows someone to invert insecurity into attraction, and stimulation, through its act of emotional masochism.

* Bukkake is just erotically primal.

* Soft Core – well, where would we all be without those late night Cinemax flicks? During a time before the internet, this was the cream of the crop, this was your late-night treat. Whether you liked the story, people in it, or cinematography didn’t matter. It was the only boob you were going to see. We have a lot to owe to this beautifully tacky, non-penetrating, dry humping, joy. Frankly, it’s a lost art in the age of Tube-Sites.

* Foot-Fetishists have always been around yet, not until lately, has it become accepted as a common, quite “normal” fetish. Although many people are ashamed to admit they love feet, the paradigm is changing. Feet are beautiful. They’re associated with the beach, being undressed, maybe a Netflix and Chill session where two people are taking their socks off and getting comfortable; it makes sense. Feet are somewhat taboo, they are hidden, and only revealed in scenarios which are more sexual than usual. A bikini, a shower, rolling in bed, etc… Where stiletto, “stripper”, shoes were all the rage in the 90’s – and pointed-pumps in the 80’s, you’re now seeing more and more porn where the girls are barefoot, pedicured, and proudly having some dude suck her toes while having sex. The proof is in the pudding.

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13- When it’s time to seal the deal…What’s your go to song?

White Zombie – More Human Than Human.

I am the ripper man A locomotion mind Love-American style, yeah I am the nexus one I want more life fucker I ain’t done, yeah

14- Favorite major motion picture about porn, and why? Boogie Nights, Lovelace, or Rated X

Michael Nirenberg’s Documentary: BACK ISSUES – The Story of Hustler Magazine. It’s the perfect documentary, capturing an era of true artistic freedom. When independent magazines took on Global Headlines and Political Figures with confidence and determination; “Hardcore” was the way of art, and Freedom of Expression came naturally with the “fuck-you”, “think-pink”, attitude from a gang true journalistic outlaws. The story is told by its publisher as well as the editors, cartoonists, models, attorneys, art directors and cultural figures who lived through a time where a bunch of Nightclub owners could successfully transition into legendary Magazine Publishers. Highly Recommended.

After all,

Where would the Adult Industry be today without Larry Flynt?

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15- Favorite softcore major motion picture, and why? 50 Shades of Grey, Showgirls, 9 1/2 weeks

The Bare Wench Project 2: Book of Babes (We shit you not).

Back when NYC had these large VHS/DVD outlets (most-likely phony retail-stores for money laundering), you could find all sorts of random flicks. They often stocked the cheapest movies they could find; some costing less than $1.99 to buy, brand new, right off the shelves.

One true, treasure-find is this Soft-Core Parody of The Blair Witch Project.

It’s …amazing, to say the least.

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16- You come across a glory hole, what do you do?

If you happen to have a magazine with you (as sometimes people do when they take dumps), carefully flip to a page that advertises face creams or hair products -anything that has a close up of a human eye.

Use some gum to gently stick the image onto the stall – with the eye centered in the Gloryhole, facing the other side).

Casually exit the bathroom, leaving the eye to awkwardly gaze through the hole in that very spot.

The following person to enter the opposite stall will pretty much shit their pants, whether they intended to or not.

17- Which era had better porn?

With the internet, whatever’s your pleasure is now available on-demand.

People are no longer afraid or ashamed of their desires due to the large, global, community that provides support, content, and exchange of dialogue. This is huge; we’ve never had that in all our history.

We have yet to see how it will shape our future, and sociology, as a whole. – As for eras, it’s pretty much obvious in our game -we’re suckers for those 70’s Sexploitation, Grindhouse, vibes. Where Horror Films, Foreign Films, Italian Giallos, Classic Times Square imagery, and the remnants of the lost hippie culture collided with cocaine and disco.

It’s a time in history that’s often overlooked. The world was very different.

New York was different.

18- Who are you voting for?

I’ll tell you who we aren’t vote for: Any hypocrites or paid placements by lobbyists.

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19-That said, have you guys ever been to the official website of the Lemon Party?

Just Googled that.

You’re an asshole.

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20- Explain what the hell a cuckold is.

Essentially, it’s the Husband [or Partner] of an adulterous wife who gets off watching his chick being pleased by other men. It’s commonly affiliated with Femdom, Penis-Envy, and other variables that play a role in this act. It’s a variant of Masochism.

In the book Sperm Wars, biologist Robin Baker speculates that the excitement and stimulation of cuckolding emerges from the biology of sexuality and the effects of sexual arousal on the brain.

Arousal via Sexual Jealousy.

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21- When can we expect the Poop Culture expansion pack?

Since our initial deck, the cards and taglines have had Easter-Eggs and nods to pop-culture, media, and Current Events. Based on that alone, sounds like we’re a match with the crew at Poop Culture. To quote the great Telly Savalas, Who loves you, baby? 😉

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Here’s a few, just in case you missed’em:

Orgy Card/ Tagline “Everyone in the pile”

A nod to a specific South Park Episode

Bareback Card / Tagline “Risky Business”.

You know, because Tom Cruise had sex with that escort in a movie by the same name.

Pegging Card / Tagline “The New French Kiss”.

Because these days, Prostate-Pleasure isn’t just for the LGBT community. It’s a Brave New World of education and open mindedness. Up with Education / Down with Ignorance. 😉

Sadomasochism Card / Tagline “Happiness in Slavery”.

A nod to a favorite Nine Inch Nails song.

Skatplay Card / Tagline “Shit on Someone”.

Spelled with a K (normally with a C in the English language), Skata is the Greek word for shit – Humorously enough, Skat is also the name of a German card game. Bada Bing/Bada Boom.

Ass to Mouth Card / Tagline “It’s forgivable”

Have you ever seen Clerks 2, by Kevin Smith? 🙂

Ping Pong Show Card / Tagline “Phuket”

For someone to be comfortable enough to stick a Ping Pong ball in their vagina and swiftly POP it out, they’ve probably exclaimed “Fuck it!”at some point. Ironically, this is the geographic location of where many of these shows take place. Phucket, Thailand. (Cue “The More You Know” rainbow from those 90’s TV-spots)

Hypno Card / Tagline “Obey”.

There’s a recent rise in the interest of Hypno porn. If you’re not familiar, it’s porn which is often coupled with Binaural Audio, and flashing seizure-inducing visuals, these videos include a voice which instruct you to OBEY.

Fascinating [and stimulating] stuff here. Porn is ever evolving, as are humans. It may not be your style,

but lots of people are digging the submissive energy. It’s all groovy to us.

As with anything, moderation and responsible use is key. I don’t think anyone would agree that a person should spend their day sniffing poppers and watching extreme, dopamine-releasing, serotonin yanking, porn.

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